Training our man

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This article is not original, I copied it (Training our man, By Eileen Martin), but thought some married women might enjoy reading it, maybe even some men.

•Men leave their socks on the bathroom floor.

•They snore at night, steal the covers and hide playboy in their underwear drawer, but after all you still want to live with them.

•Living with a man is like having a pet. A cute to have around, but he has to be trained, and you have to be aware of his limitations. Why do men have to fix things that are not broken. And make them worse.

•Why do they wear loafers without socks. Men are sloppy because their mothers always took care of them. The most popular theory about why men don’t clean up revolves the years spent watching Saturday morning television cartoons while his mother vacuums around his feet, saying “ don’t move baby, is the noise disturbing you darling? “

•How men snore. Men snore in cycles they begin with a noise, like a load of coal tumbling down a chute, then switch to an interesting chainsaw effect. They then move up to something not unlike Pittsburgh steel mill, just before quitting time. Then they wake themselves up and start a new cycle, arguing about who stole the covers, common among people who are very territorial. In bed, you might consider hiring an impartial observer to spend spend the night in your room and determine who did steal the covers and weather action should be brought against the offender. there have been times when you think anything is preferable to your man, but in the end, you accept that men are one great natural resource, appreciated in value over the years to come.

James Baker

Kingston , Idaho

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